So you're a newlywed couple? Or maybe you have a large and growing family? Ready to retire? Either way, the process of selling or buying a new home can be exhausting and time-consuming. Do you know which living situation is extremely cheap and efficient for paying off ALL of your bills? Nobody ever thinks of going to jail because they believe that the majority of people in prison are dangerous criminels - THIS IS ABSURD! In prison, there are people just like you! Why not join the growing number of people who have made prison their home?
Think about it! Are you worried about safety? Our prison has state-of-the-art, government approved security. You will never have to worry about the safety of your children in our facility. We provide enriching education programs to give your child their high-school equivalency! Isn't your child's graduation day important to you? Here in prison, we provide them with special materials to allow them to make it to that day. You may think that living in prison is a very limited lifestyle but again - THAT IS ABSURD! There are a many number of hobbies and activities that you can enjoy such as cleaning, decorating, food tasting, weightlifting, talking a walk, reading, painting, and many more.
Look at how happy these children are. And also seen here, a joyful mother just back from here satisfying and tasty 'breakfast'.
So what is stopping you from living your life free of debts and bills? Here at prison, we believe you will love it. After all, who could not adore a life where all stress is relieved from owning or renting a home from a cruel landlord, caring for the domestic animals, spending a fortune preparing meals that meet healthy 'standards', and that awful vehicle that keeps letting you down. Not to mention the horrors your children face every day in the public education system. Prison solves all of that.
If you've decided to live a more relaxing life while everything you could ever need is served to you simply call your local prison. They can inform you on how you can get entrance into prison.
You and your favorite celebrity will be neighboors for the rest of your life!
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